This is the kind of thing that happens when I get bored. Meet Ubu Harem Senshi.

The Grand Prince herself:


Chidori Tsukino:


Cecilia Eld:


Haruka Oh:


Michiru Tachibana:


Hathor Sahwali:


Takara Kaneshiro:


Ruri Izumi:

Why Maiko shouldn't be allowed to get bored: Disney Harem.

Cecilia Eld:


Haruka Oh:


As Takara envisions her:


Chidori Tsukino:


Hathor Sahwali:


Michiru Tachibana:


Ruri Izumi:


Takara Kaneshiro:


And the Grand Prince of Miator, with dramatically waving hair:

After discussing the Disney AU with Eagle, here are a couple more characters for it. Both are part of the Fairy Godmother group that answers madiens' wishes... with different motives.

Here's Mori-Mori:



And Fairy Grandmother Suzumi:

So I wrote a filk about the harem's most combative pairing, Haruka and Takara. It's a parody of a parody, using "Weird Al" Yankovic's Don't Download This Song as its music.

Original song:


The parody:

Don't Hug Haruka
Once in a while,
Maybe you will feel the urge
To reach out and touch a samurai,
By putting your arms around her
and squeezing really tight,
And thinking about kissing her
As the whole world passes by!

And you just know
That she's really super cute
But she yells whenever you're around,
You think if you knew her better
She'd really like you back
But really she'd get upset
And curbstomp you to the ground!

So DON'T HUG HA-RU-KAAAA!
She'll probably just punch ya!
Leave Haru alone
And don't badmouth Zod,
Oh don't hug Haruka!

Ooooooh you don't believe
That she wouldn't want your love
You're fine with just cutesy nod,
Some day she'll wear a pretty dress
That you picked out with her in mind
Then she just goes and hits you
sayin' "kneel before Zod!"

Oh, DON'T HUG HA-RU-KA!
(Don't go) accidentally tugging on her bra!
Leave Haru alone,
And don't badmouth Zod,
Oh, don't hug Haruka!

Don't even think of tryin'
To get her to love you
Her tolerances for that
Sort of thing are quite few,
You'll only get bodily harm
No matter what you do!
So all you should remember is ple-eease:

DON'T HUG HA-RU-KA!
(Don't do it, no, nooo!)
Don't draw that ecchi manga!
('Cause she'll find it!)
Leave Haru alone,
And don't badmouth Zod,
Oh don't hug Haruka!

DON'T HUG HA-RU-KA!
(Oh please don't do it, or she'll)
Dropkick your behind to America!
(You don't speak English!)
Leave Haru alone,
And don't badmouth Zod,
(Kneel before him!)
Oh don't hug Haruka!

DON'T HUG HA-RU-KAAAA!
(Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-noooo!)
You'll only cause lots of drama!
(And Ubu won't like that!)
Leave Haru alone
And don't badmouth Zod,
(Just kneel!)
Oh don't hug Haruka!

Why Acchan shouldn't be allowed to get bored!~
I did a lolita dollmaker~

First up, Cece!



Ruri~



Takara~


Chidori~


Michiru~


Haruka~


Hathor~


And, Ubu!~
(They didn't have silver as a hair option so I had to work with what I had)

Another reason why I shouldn't be allowed to get bored - I entered 24 of my characters into a sim of the Hunger Games. Here are the results:

Part 2: