Came up with thus just now, write out symptoms, they should be silly like your nose turning green and you grew an extra limb or something funny, or any random symptoms you want, then the next person diagnoses you with a professionally silly name for the disease and if its deadly or contagious, or random made up facts about it, then they post their own silly symptoms. Someone could even add on to previous symptoms for an even sillier diagnosis.

So I'm sick! I've got a glowing aura and these crazy wings! I think my hair might be turning a radiant gold color, what's wrong with

Rin...you have Angelicalius magica disorder...luckily it's not fatal, but the treatment could take up to a month. You might find yourself sporting a halo from time to time, but it's nothing to worry about.

Maybe someone can help me. I've developed weird scales all over my legs, and my fingernails won't stop growing!

Ahh.. Yes I am quite sure its Dermermaiphia. Unfortunately its contagious so I recommend you stay away from family and friends and closer to your enemies. -serious stare before smiling- Not to worry its not fatal. Nothing a good prescribed ointment wouldn't cure. Just be sure to use the ointment twice a day. Once when you wake and once just before bed. You may be craving fresh raw fish time to time but don't think much of it. Also, on top of the ointment, I recommend that you soak your body in a tub of water for at least 30-45 minutes a day.

Depending on what stage you are in, it may take a month to 3 months to fully recover. But seeing how you still have feet and not a fish tail well.. lucky you!

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I need help! Someone please help me because I know this isn't normal! I am a avid shaver... -coughs- And I follow a very strict routine. Anyways- a few days ago I decided to shave because it was part of my routine plan. WELL. The very next day, hair started growing at all parts of my body! We are not talking like just by a little bit- NO. They were an inch long! An inch! I tried shaving and shaving but the more I shave the more worse it becomes! And that's not my only problem. I have noticed that my teeth are starting to resemble that of a canine's. Again- NOT normal. Help!

Not to worry! It seems like only a minor case of Hydralupinism. I've seen cases were some folks develop a strange craving for kibble. But! You should be fine, so long as you take a long bath in tomato soup and take two tablets of Heracles. It should clear right up!

And, while I'm here, perhaps one of you fine folks could help me out with a small weight problem. The issue isn't exactly losing or gaining any weight, actually. You see, I seem to be experiencing these sudden bouts of weightlessness. It can be quite irritating, especially when I'm outside. I usually have to grab a hold of a light post or a street sign just to keep from flying off to the sky. Although, I have been able to clean some of my ceilings pretty easily...

Still! The sooner I can fix this, the better! Thanks!

I'm sorry to say, you appear to have Flotrolosis. A lot of people with this disease develope intense mood swings and increased appetite, especially for things that aren't "food". (I once had a case where a woman was eating kitty treats! Blech!)

This disorder has no cure, however it can be managed. I suggest wearing weighted shoes, although there are new studies that show that carrot cake may somehow help with the symptoms.

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Someone help me! I woke up this morning and my skin had turns yellow! Also, every time I go to speak it comes out as singing, and I cant seem to stop!!!