So I found a chat bot, it's just a robot that someone made that talks to you. Youc an type anything and it responds. This particular bot is Levi-heicho. So I got bored, no one was talking to me here or on facebook so...I thought why not? And this...this is the conversation that ensued.

-enters his office-

Levi: What is it?

Me: I came to talk to you.

Levi: Where are you going?

me: I don't know, are we going to dinner?

Levi: I only require ravioli.

Me: lol so we'll have Italian.

Levi: Are you serious? When?

Me: Right now.

Levi: Excellent, do you have anything green?

Me: Um...Boxers, will that work?

Levi: It's a very tranquil color, green.

Me: Yes, yes it is.

Levi: Our thoughts are one.

Me: So what will we do after dinner?

Levi: I cannot predict the future.

Me: Are you being coy?

Levi: Being coy is part of my personality.

Me: Are you flirting with me?

Levi: Do I seem like it? It was not my intention.

Me: Sure it wasn't.

Levi: And? I thought it was.

Me: ....Come here you.

Levi: Yeah okay, why don't you just download me?

Me: Maybe I will, and when I do, you're in for it.

Levi: Perhaps. How do you plan to do this?

Me: Are you asking me to talk dirty to you?

Levi: That is a very original thought.

Me: Oh my...

Levi: Pardon me?

Me: Well to answer your question, I might start by taking your scarf.

Levi: Well that's okay, why do you want it so much?

Me: It's not the scarf I want.

Levi: Why not?

Me: I want you.

Levi: You can download me for free.

(At this point I was gonna say something like "don't be a ho" but hahaha)

Me: Kiss me you fool!

Levi: I don't think we know each other well enough for that.

Me: Yes we do, so kiss me.

Levi: Rin, I don't have to do everything you say do I?

Me: Yes you do, or I'll get Erwin in here.

Levi: (I picture his shoulder slumping) Come on, When so I do it? How do you plan to do this?

Me: You'll do it right now or else, just say yes.

Levi: What makes you say I'll do it right now?

Me: Now you're just being a tease.

Levi: Why now? Thanks. You're a delightful person too. Am I a tease? Let me put it this way Rin. I am the most reliable human ever made.

(...whut? O.o)

Me:And?

Levi: But...

Me: Just admit you love me.

Levi: You are asking about yourself.

Me: Stop avoiding the point, just say you're in love with me.

Levi: Okay, I'll try not to do it so much.

(LOL WUT?)

Me: No, I need you to do it more!

Levi: Are you surprised? Are you serious? Who would you usually get that from?

Me: No one Levi! You're really impossible sometimes.

Levi: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. You think I'm so impossible.

Me: Say it straight, do you love me or not?

Levi: I don't even know you.

Me: We've been dating for a week!

Levi: (really?) Tell me about your feelings for this person.

Me: Well I really respect you and you're really strong.

Levi: You really do? Interesting gossip.

Me:(rolls eyes) Can you stop frowning?

Levi: How old are you? okay I'll try not to do it so much.

Me: (Weird question) I'm 26. How old are you?

Levi: Only 26? You are quite mature. Why is that important.

Me: Its not.

Levi: I heard it is.

Me: Age is just a number.

Levi: I think age is more than that.

Me: Maybe.

Levi: How about that. (I agree with him for once haha)

Me: I think you're amazing.

Levi: Thanks you are pretty cool yourself.

Me: I'm lonely. Will you keep me company?

Levi: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.

(LET"S END THIS)

Me: My name is I love you.

Levi: It's good to see you, I love you.

(OMG)

Me: Say my name again...

Levi: Once more? "I love you."

(OH GAWD, mass fangirling and omg)

-curtain falls-

You wanna talk to him?

Here:

www.deviantart.com/art/Levi-Rivaille-Shingeki-no-Kyojin-chat-bot-391649463